I can't believe it happened so early this year. It actually happened. Some managed to blast through all possibilities and break the holy 150 point barrier.
This Weeks Top 3:
3. Blaine Gabbert - San Fransisco 49ers: 100 points
Gabbert and San Fransisco decided to not throw the football for, like, positive yards. He managed to get full Nick Foles points for passing yards and didn't score a TD over the course of the game.
2. Carson Palmer - Arizona Cardinals: 123 points
After 2 consecutive weeks of looking like the best team in the west, Arizona was completely demolished by Buffalo. What's most impressive about this game is that Palmer somehow manage to not break the Alex Smith Award for No Passes over 25 Yards (c), but not get any points for total passing yards. Palmer threw zero TDs, was sacked 5 times, and dropped a very impressive (but not best) 4 INTs. All this combined to give him the Nick Foles points for a dreadful QBR of 36. Congratulations Carson Palmer. You got wreaked by a ex-Rob Ryan defense.
1. Ryan Fitzpatrick - New York Jets: 163 points
DAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUM. That's alotta points man. Most of the points came from his totally absurd 6 INTs. Let me repeat that. SIX INTS. All without a single TD. My mistake, there was a TD. It was a pick six. And when you throw a 6 INTs, I totally expect the horrifying QBR. The only way this could have been worse would have been if they put Geno Smith into this game at any point.
Team Fantasy Points
So, Rean had a pretty good week where he doubled his season score. I'm just going to move onto the next section.
What to Watch in Week 4:
Tennessee Titans vs. Houston Texans
The will of Houston has officially be wreaked as JJ Watt's season is now in question. Not like it was going anywhere, but it does feel bad. Tennessee on the other hand has been completely anonymous all season long. So what we have here is a divisional battle of complete mediocrity. If all four teams finish the season with a negative points differential I will not be shocked.
Seattle Seahawks vs. New Yorks Jets
After the mess last week, I'm not passing on Pickspatrick. And I have doubts Russell Wilson will show for Seahawks, so we might get a backup on the show.
Oakland Raider vs. Baltimore Ravens
Both teams have "appeared" to be playing very well this season. But I don't know anyone who is a believer on either team. One team seems to play up to the level of their opponents, while the other plays down. Getting good vibes on this game.
Individual Scores
Team Scores
This Weeks Top 3:
3. Blaine Gabbert - San Fransisco 49ers: 100 points
Gabbert and San Fransisco decided to not throw the football for, like, positive yards. He managed to get full Nick Foles points for passing yards and didn't score a TD over the course of the game.
2. Carson Palmer - Arizona Cardinals: 123 points
After 2 consecutive weeks of looking like the best team in the west, Arizona was completely demolished by Buffalo. What's most impressive about this game is that Palmer somehow manage to not break the Alex Smith Award for No Passes over 25 Yards (c), but not get any points for total passing yards. Palmer threw zero TDs, was sacked 5 times, and dropped a very impressive (but not best) 4 INTs. All this combined to give him the Nick Foles points for a dreadful QBR of 36. Congratulations Carson Palmer. You got wreaked by a ex-Rob Ryan defense.
1. Ryan Fitzpatrick - New York Jets: 163 points
DAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUM. That's alotta points man. Most of the points came from his totally absurd 6 INTs. Let me repeat that. SIX INTS. All without a single TD. My mistake, there was a TD. It was a pick six. And when you throw a 6 INTs, I totally expect the horrifying QBR. The only way this could have been worse would have been if they put Geno Smith into this game at any point.
Team Fantasy Points
| Player/Team | Overall | Week 1 | Week 2 | Week 3 |
| Notice Me Vince Young Senpai | ||||
| Mark Sanchez | 0 | |||
| Matt Stafford | 62 | 3 | 40 | 19 |
| Jameis Winston | 183 | 10 | 131 | 42 |
| Sam Bradford | 48 | 12 | 36 | |
| Alex Smith | 113 | 19 | 82 | 12 |
| Trevor Siemian | 107 | 62 | 39 | 6 |
| Carson Wentz | 44 | 12 | 32 | 0 |
| Total Points | 557 | 106 | 336 | 115 |
| Season Score | 443 | 93 | 253 | 97 |
| Deep and True Hottaeks | ||||
| Brock Oseiler | 166 | 34 | 38 | 94 |
| Ryan Tannehill | 107 | 44 | 20 | 43 |
| Colin Kaepernick | 0 | |||
| Jay Cutler | 122 | 43 | 79 | |
| Blake Bortles | 162 | 25 | 43 | 94 |
| Jared Goff | 0 | |||
| Blaine Gabbert | 200 | 34 | 66 | 100 |
| Total Points | 757 | 180 | 246 | 331 |
| Season Score | 592 | 121 | 183 | 288 |
So, Rean had a pretty good week where he doubled his season score. I'm just going to move onto the next section.
What to Watch in Week 4:
Tennessee Titans vs. Houston Texans
The will of Houston has officially be wreaked as JJ Watt's season is now in question. Not like it was going anywhere, but it does feel bad. Tennessee on the other hand has been completely anonymous all season long. So what we have here is a divisional battle of complete mediocrity. If all four teams finish the season with a negative points differential I will not be shocked.
Seattle Seahawks vs. New Yorks Jets
After the mess last week, I'm not passing on Pickspatrick. And I have doubts Russell Wilson will show for Seahawks, so we might get a backup on the show.
Oakland Raider vs. Baltimore Ravens
Both teams have "appeared" to be playing very well this season. But I don't know anyone who is a believer on either team. One team seems to play up to the level of their opponents, while the other plays down. Getting good vibes on this game.
Individual Scores
Team Scores
So I had to go back in time to make an update that I totally forgot/blocked out. Tom Brady was caught suntanning in the nude while suspended. So he actually did get the Dick Pic bonus award without playing. I didn't actually think that anyone would get points on that considering I designed it so that this wouldn't happen. I mean the news had to make ESPN for crying out loud.
ReplyDeleteAnd before anyone asks, Tom Brady is being given the suspension bonus due to an agreement from me and Rean. You have to be suspended DURING the season. Brady was suspended before the season even began.