BQBL 2016-2017: Week 7

Jay Cutler didn't play in Chicago, and they still have quarterback controversy. I like to call this Tuesday. Brock Osweiler broke some history and Case Keenum is still starting over Jared Goff for god knows why. Welcome to BQBL folks.

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This Week’s Top 3:

3. Kevin Hogan - Cleveland Browns: 108 points


I have no idea who Kevin Hogan is. I thought Terrelle Pryor was the 3rd string in the ever growing graveyard that is Browns QBs? Whatever. He came in for the injured Cody Kessler and completed 12/24 passes for only 100 yards. Enough for the Worse than Nick Foles awards in both passing yards in QBR. Congrats guy I don't know. You are a quarterback...for the Cleveland Browns.

 

2. Brock Osweiler - Houston Texans: 110 points


Brock attempted 41 passes, and managed a depressing 131 yards. That's just over 3 yards per attempt. Houston could have pulled a Rex Ryan and ran the ball over 75 times and done better than that. And so, Brock finished with both Worse than Nick Foles awards in both Passing Yards and Yards per Pass. Went well with the whole zero TDs thing.

 

1. Brian Hoyer - Chicago Bears: 125 points


Hoyer went 4/11 with 49 yards before being taken out of the game for injure and replaced with Matt "I Barely Survived the Lane Kiffin Days at USC" Barkley. So he got just enough pass attempts to be eligible for Worse than Nick Foles awards, and took it for passing yards and completion percentage.

 

BONUS AWARDS!!!

I pray no one watched that travesty of a football game between Arizona and Seattle. While the QBs weren't especially bad that game, it featured exactly 6 regulation points and neither team could put that game away in overtime. But both deserve credit for that hot mess.

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Team Fantasy Points:

Player/Team	Overall	Week 1	Week 2	Week 3	Week 4	Week 5	Week 6	Week 7
Notice Me Vince Young Senpai
Mark Sanchez	0
Matt Stafford	187	3	40	19	82	31	3	9
Jameis Winston	312	10	131	42	101	12		16
Sam Bradford	124		12	36	0	6		70
Alex Smith	192	19	82	12	44		29	6
Trevor Siemian	215	62	39	6	34		42	32
Carson Wentz	215	12	32	0		25	61	85
Total Points	1245	106	336	115	261	74	135	218
Season Score	1057	93	253	97	227	68	132	187
Deep and True Hottaeks
Brock Osweiler	424	34	38	94	41	88	19	110
Ryan Tannehill	278	44	20	43	50	86	26	9
Colin Kaepernick	142						49	93
Jay Cutler	122	43	79
Blake Bortles	271	25	43	94	27		27	55
Jared Goff	0
Blaine Gabbert	343	34	66	100	27	116
Total Points	1580	180	246	331	145	290	121	267
Season Score	1360	121	183	288	118	290	102	258

I thought I had a chance to make up some ground. Than Brock happened.

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Individual Points Top 10:

Player	Team	Overall	Week 1	Week 2	Week 3	Week 4	Week 5	Week 6	Week 7
Ryan Fitzpatrick	NYJ	483	63	3	163	83	31	105	35
Case Keenum	LAR	432	148	41	54	11	73	13	92
Brock Osweiler	HOU	424	34	38	94	41	88	19	110
Blaine Gabbert	SFO	343	34	66	100	27	116
Marcus Mariota	TEN	324	63	25	80	73	20	16	47
Joe Flacco	BAL	318	23	38	70	23	45	44	75
Jameis Winston	TAM	312	10	131	42	101	12		16
Tyrod Taylor	BUF	308	72	10	82	28	52	34	30
Ryan Tannehill	MIA	278	44	20	43	50	86	26	9
Eli Manning	NYG	274	22	31	32	56	46	23	64

CAN PICKSPATRICK BE BAD ENOUGH TO KEEP GETTING POINTs AND BE GOOD ENOUGH TO BE THE JETS BEST QB!? TUNE IN NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z!

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What to Watch in Week 8:

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Tennessee Titans

Nothing says good BQBL game quite like an AFC South matchup. Seriously NFL, stop the madness. Have the big primetime game be at least something worth a watch.

 

Detroit Lions vs. Houston Texans

I'm hoping this is the game Matt Stafford realizes his team is terrible. And that it is fully understood by everyone that Houston knew exactly what it was getting in Brock Osweiler, total crap.

 

New York Jets vs. Cleveland Browns

I have no idea who starts this game for either team.

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Individual Scores

Team Scores